guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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