normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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