Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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