I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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