So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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