I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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