did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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