He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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