I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
love makes seman taste better
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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