what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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