Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
