Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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