Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
