There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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