Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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