i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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