I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
someone get that fucking seahorse.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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