i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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