But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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