Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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