I think my vagina is haunted
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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