We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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