Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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