How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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