You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Panties = found
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