Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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