id be glad to
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
