I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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