I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Please don't give away my fajitas
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