Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
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Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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