Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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