went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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