I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Houston, we have a squirter
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
