Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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