doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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