i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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