so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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