the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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