the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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