idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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