Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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