One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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