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(440): View more from Ohio

It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.

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(626): View more from California

It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.

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(561): View more from Florida

I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.

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