What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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