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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..

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  AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!

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• (650): View more from California

  my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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  and she bought it?!?

  (650): View more from California

  yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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• (917): View more from New York City

  its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that

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• (949): View more from California

  I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.

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• (562): View more from California

  I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled

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• (206): View more from Washington

  cake and sex. what better combination is there.

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