I'm really into asian looking animals
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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