i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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