have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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