Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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