I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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