the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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