have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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