Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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