Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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