have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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