I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
ok first of all what the fuck
Never joke about your clitoris.
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