Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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