I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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