all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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