I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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