you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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