Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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