Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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